HOT MESS--Table for Two.

The End of Days

Break out your bibles and stock up on Jesus Juice. The first sign of the apocalypse has been revealed on Good Morning America this morning. It seems that Clay Aiken has fathered a child (AntiChrist)...with a woman! I'm sure in the days to come dogs will form packs, the oceans will turn to blood, the sky will turn to black, and a mediocre rapper from the early 90's will have multiple reality shows on VH1...oh wait...we are fucked.

There's a new Shiksa in town!!

I have now joined the multitude of young Jewish singles that are searching for the special someone (Hedge Fund Manager). I have a feeling JDate is going to be a little different from bear411 but who knows, maybe I have shiksappeal.

Weird Beard!

Call me Josh Grills...oh wait Bear Grills doesn't have a beard...ok maybe I was thinking bear. Whatever. The only new development in my life is a funky fat guy beard...you know the type...shave under the jaw line as to minimize (draw attention to) my chins.

Im a volunteer

Historic �Blockbuster� Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past

New Church in Town

I'm starting a West Chester chapter of the First Church of Oprah. The next service is Monday at 4:00 pm, please bring your vision boards, gratitude journals, and list of favorite things.

Gail is scheduled to bless the Alter of Dr. Oz sometime in mid-fall.

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